i almost feel bad for posting this. (almost.) but seriously, way to ridiculous to pass up.  YOU SERIOUSLY LOVE DICKS SO MUCH YOU GET THEM TATTOOED ON YOUR BACK?!  and not only that…MERMAID DUDES JACKING EACH OTHER OFF?!  good luck for the rest of your life, with that decision- i bet your mom is one of those moms with unconditional love or something- fuck.

WoW.